Lunacy is Heating Up

I hear the Inuit are thinking of suing the US for heating up the atmosphere by driving SUV’s.

Of course. Australian, French, German and Chinese cars run on hope and nonpolluting rosewater. Eastern Europe’s economies ran on Marxist idealism, not sulfurous soft coal. And the fact that 5 out of 7 billion people are burning dung and virgin rainforest to keep warm and cook their milipap has nothing to do with global warming at all…

In my opinion, they should be thanking us. For if it WAS true that the globe is actually on a warming trend and that we Americans were the cause of it; the millions of poor people who would die from the bitter cold due to the "energy crisis" would now have a chance to survive and go on to lead productive lives.

Think about it, America's power over mother nature would end up being the straw that toppled OPEC.

Pardon me if I don't hold my breath......